I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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