I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
