have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf