My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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