I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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