i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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