How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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