ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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