with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I will be naked everywhere
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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