I'm really into asian looking animals
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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