that's an acceptable place to lick
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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