Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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