Got a toothbrush?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you have to choose: penises or morals?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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