i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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