I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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