They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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