Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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