I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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