Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wish I only lived at night.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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