I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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