Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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