I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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