Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
i think my cat just said my name.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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