ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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