one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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