You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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