these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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