Umm I'm too high to move.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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