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• (516): View more from New York

  whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous

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  class

  (574): View more from Indiana

  he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

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  Internet Is back!

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  MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.

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• (805): View more from California

  If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think that's mostly how we became friends.

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  Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.

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