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• (925): View more from California

  Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  making cat noises will not fix the situation.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Now have a vodka water and get your shit together

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor

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  Haha oh no

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  The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.

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