420 ftw
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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