Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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