Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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