On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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