# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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