She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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