I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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