Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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