let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Is it because I queefed?
Sober January is a disaster.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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