does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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