I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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