her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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