You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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