it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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