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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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