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Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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