I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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