she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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