Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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