these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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