So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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