I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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