THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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