who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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