I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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