I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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