Dual....:-)
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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